do you ever have where a boy says something cute to you and it automatically makes you horny like haha whoaa nellyyy that romantic comment just went straight to my vagina
if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid
but what if you were adopted
I’m not up on the whole genetics thing
if you’re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right
no i’m sorry but adopted kids are actually grown on trees
What if Harry and Draco were girls…
…for example, Harriet and Draquesha
… is Draquesha from the ghetto??
GUUUURL, I’LL BE TELLIN MAH DADDY ABOUT DIS FO SHO.
BITCH TRYINA TELL ME SHE KNOW PROPER FRIENDS N’ SHIT.
DIS BITCH TRIFLIN. I STRAIGHT UP OFFERED MY FRIENDSHIP BUT SHE DITCHED MA ASS FOR RHONDA
WHO SHE THINK SHE IS
JUST BECAUSE SHE GOT SHANKED IN THE FACE FROM VOLDEMORT SHE THINK SHE BETTER THAN ME
FUCK THIS HO
reblogging because DRAQEUSHA OH MY GOD
BEST HARRY POTTER GENDERBENT EVER
Omg. IT’S BACK!
tumblr is literally the result of putting teenagers together without any adult supervision whatsoever
well it was either this or lord of the flies
Am I gay?
HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN
is this an anime
perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee
stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back
can i see a sweater that fits this description
dont get sassy with me buster
is that a thneed
It’s a thneed indeed.
Following back everyone until I find a tumblr girlfriend ♡ Im lonely :(
i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice